The Binding of Isaac: Four Souls Isaac Stress Ball 
A SQUEEZE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
Got Bob's Brain from a blind item? Don't throw your controller across the room; take out your frustrations IRL by squeezing the official Isaac Stress Ball! Feel the tension melt away as his noggin goes squoooosh from the pressure of your angry fingers!
Features
- Flesh-colored sphere imprinted with Isaac's familiar visage
 - Tearstreams included (not actual real tears)
 - Officially licensed The Binding of Isaac merchandise
 
Details
- Approximately the size of a regulation baseball, maybe a little bigger
 - Spongy material lets you mash Isaac's face in a fit of rage
 - Ball springs back into perfect shape after every squeeze (for a while, at least)