A SQUEEZE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
Got Bob's Brain from a blind item? Don't throw your controller across the room; take out your frustrations IRL by squeezing the official Isaac Stress Ball! Feel the tension melt away as his noggin goes squoooosh from the pressure of your angry fingers!
- Flesh-colored sphere imprinted with Isaac's familiar visage
- Tearstreams included (not actual real tears)
- Officially licensed The Binding of Isaac merchandise
- Approximately the size of a regulation baseball, maybe a little bigger
- Spongy material lets you mash Isaac's face in a fit of rage
- Ball springs back into perfect shape after every squeeze (for a while, at least)